The Last Day, The First Day

I don't know what is in the water down here, but I'm absolutely hitting life on all cylinders. It probably has to due with the fact that this summer was so boring that it began this life metamorphasis that has set me into permanent beast mode. I got up today at 7am to workout, and guess what, the gym doesn't even open til 9. So I was the first person in the gym, and yes I did work. Afterwards, I met Evan for breaky, as its called down here, and had another calorie deficient meal. I got the word that there is a krispy kreme in one of the malls near by so I'm probably gonna get five or six dozen doughnuts. That way after every meal that doesn't satisfy my kobyashi-like diet I can pound down a few doughnuts and be right as rain. Being the go-getter that I'm am, I also played Bball after breaky, and found time to scout out where my classes were gonna be held. At 4 o'clock local time I had an epic beach vollyball match with the Danes. The US squad was defeated handedly, but we were completely hustled by the Danes. Thankfully we still have Obama, Petsmart, QVC, and a bunch of other crap that won't make it to their neck of the woods for another few generations. Dinner was uneventful, but later Evan and I trekked to Varsity Lakes to pick up a little snack called a Tim Tam. It is a cookie or biscuit to the locals. Regardless of what it is, its freaking amazing.

The first day of class is upon us, and I have already established myself as the smartest man in OZ. Seriously though, I dominated my first two hour econ lecture this morning. Two hour lectures are pretty long, and Imagine being in a class where the pre-class conversations are held in 10 different languages. I have another class at 4, and I'm probably gonna go workout here in a few minutes. Also someone please fill me in on what happened with my boy Kanye at the VMAs. I heard something like he put taylor swift in her place....Put On People! Later