Time to Grow Up

Ok, so I have a whole new appreciation for the Danish people, and I don't really get techno clubs. Last Night I met a whole bunch of kids from Denmark, and they changed my opinions of an entire culture and country. They were the anti-christine (wierd foreign exchange student who hated obamaland). They showed me the legendary Bass Arm, and I had to fill them in on the intracracies of the stanky legg. Yea I trade dance moves all the time...NO HOMO. We also went to a rave in surfer's that was by far the craziest night of my life. Techno music is wierd no doubt about it, but it was a cool experience. It sort of this wierd form of dancing where guys and girls dance interchangably, its really european. Also Australians are nucking futs, their drunken singing at 4am was something out of a Man U derby. I got up early and went to varsity lakes to try and watch the tigers do their thing, however, I was unsuccesful so I got it streaming on my laptop. Right after kick-off Evan and I decided to go to robina with her roommate and her friends to get a phone. 100 dollars later I'm back in the 21st century, and it's about time. This afternoon I played bball with some boys from the USA. That was followed by a much deserved shower and nap. Now it looks like I'm off to an outdoor movie under the stars...No Homo. Be Easy Folks, don't let the swine get at ya.