This Chapter Won't be In the book

Just a day in the life...Woke up around 9am and hit the gym for a much needed workout and to set up my gym membership. Kilograms on weights is just not a good idea, In fact, the metric system is for gay boys...yea I said it world. Later in the day I grabbed some lunch with the roommate, and I found something decent to eat which was grrreeattt. After Lunch, I went out and played soccer with these two guys. One is Australian and the other is actually from the citadel, but we had a good time. It was good to get some work in on the game since I will be a collegiate athlete come next week. Here's some randomness for your mind:

• I have yet to see a toilet that spins in reverse, but the toilets have two flush settings. One for number one, and another for that holy crap I just ate paws and schilleter in the same day stomach splintering, change the world mudbutt.
• Someone from Connecticut said I had a southern accent....
• Candy is referred to as Lollies
• I don't have an alarm clock or a phone yet
• I officially polished off the trailmix that was responsible for my fun day with the Australian Customs Folks
• I need to get a phone
• Clemson is going to run the train against GTech
• The are two completely different types of Rugby, Rugby League and Rugby Union. I don't really get either of them completely
• I may be buying a surfboard this weekend
• I got locked in a stairwell the otherday, loads of fun
• Australia now knows of the Bo Dow, Big Dawgs stay strong, you know who you are
• I got bit by some australian ant...CRIKEY
• Australians don't even say shrimp so how could anyone ever come up with shrimp on the barbie.... enlighten yourselves.... prawns on the barbie
• The birds outside my window show no mercy
• Clint Dempsey scores again, Stanton blows another knee, you can't win them all boy

Alright people be easy, lateR